Dear Microsoft Excel,
I just want to say thank you. I realize we've never had much of a relationship. But through this wedding process I feel like we've become great buddies. The budget would not be so thorough and organized without you. The guest list I update religiously every time a new RSVP comes in the mailbox? Just wouldnt be the same if I couldnt color-code each line and add it all together with your easy little tools. I've become a spreadsheet addict. I really feel like we have something going on. So thank you.
But FYI, after the wedding I'm not sure how much of a future we have. Sorry pal.