Dear Mom&Pops, Starbucks, Scooters, etc...
I would like for you to open a little shop next to my office. I'll help you find the perfect location if you want. I promise to visit you everyday for a skim decaf latte. Iced in the summer. There are a lot of coffee drinkers in my office and the building provides the worst coffee on the planet in the breakrooms - so I feel like you'd do pretty well.
Let me know.
Lattes and coffee breath kisses,