I dont' like small dogs. If your dog weighs less than my cat (17 lbs) I don't like it.
No, I take that back. If your little yippy dog does not, for whatever reason, have the ability to bark - then we're cool.
I think our neighbor got a new dog. I've never seen this dog, but I can basically tell you it looks exactly like this image. with the most obnoxious bark I can ever imagine.
I'm not going to say I want this dog to die. I want this dog to move out to a farm where it can run into the fields and bark until its heart content.
And then I want a mountain lion hiding in that field to eat it.
Its the circle of life you guys, get over it.
Photo from rose_peacock.