Dear Brody, I will honestly say that on the Hills, you have been one of my favorites. I also appreciated your appearance on one of the few Kardashian episodes I happened to grab. Have you dated a few too many hollywoodites? yes. Do you seem like you're often trying too hard? yes. But you also seem pretty funny and have Frankie as a friend (who doesn't like Frankie?)
But then Brody- then you decided to make Bromance. I happened to catch a few minutes of this thrilling ensemble tonight. Poor Brody. You've dropped to a new level of sad reality star. This show was semi-fun when it was Paris looking for a BFF. But really. There are fame-hungry boys crying because they want to be friends with you. Really.
I think the tryouts for this show just required you smashing the guys balls with a baseball bat. While you were all wearing matching Hawaiian shorts.
You know who I'm even more ashamed of? Frankie. You're cooler than this.
You know who I'm even more ashamed of? Myself for writing this much about the damn show.