wow

Dear Brody, I will honestly say that on the Hills, you have been one of my favorites. I also appreciated your appearance on one of the few Kardashian episodes I happened to grab. Have you dated a few too many hollywoodites? yes. Do you seem like you're often trying too hard? yes. But you also seem pretty funny and have Frankie as a friend (who doesn't like Frankie?)

But then Brody- then you decided to make Bromance. I happened to catch a few minutes of this thrilling ensemble tonight. Poor Brody. You've dropped to a new level of sad reality star. This show was semi-fun when it was Paris looking for a BFF. But really. There are fame-hungry boys crying because they want to be friends with you. Really.

I think the tryouts for this show just required you smashing the guys balls with a baseball bat. While you were all wearing matching Hawaiian shorts.

You know who I'm even more ashamed of? Frankie. You're cooler than this.
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You know who I'm even more ashamed of? Myself for writing this much about the damn show.