In college my roommate and I used to tell people at parties that I was in Riverdance. People that have had a few keg cups of Natural light (or seven) are very gullible. Sometimes I'd even do the dance (and when you've had a few Natural Lights yourself, you kind of think you're pretty good at it.)
Photo from here.
Also - that 'wake up' post below? It was my 900th post! Nelly Fertado, Batman!