that's the rules of chess

Saw this at Blaubushka and just had to share - couldn't stop giggling!

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"Hey, guess what?

If you’re an asshole, you get your fish jacked.

That’s the rules of chess."

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"You know how sometimes an old dude will show up out of nowhere and tell you that you’re the direct descendent of some legendary royal family and present you with a secret amulet that you need to protect from forces of evil or the world will fall into an age of darkness, and then you turn right around and sell that amulet because you don't want the responsibility? Old dudes hate that."

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Photos via Esquire