Thursday, January 28, 2010

Am I right?

Hey, what's your name?
Helen.
That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. And then I take my naughty pet and I go dfgsdlfumryikjno!Uuuuuuh. I killed it. I killed my sale. And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?
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-One of the finest in cinema, Tommy Boy

3 comments:

chicknamedhermia said...

Lol, hilarious!!!!

Big Red said...

God I love that! And scary that I have spoken to sales people who's subtext is exactly that. EW!

BTW - I totally tagged you. forgive me if you have already been tagged. http://www.iloveiteveryday.com/2010/01/i-was-tagged-finally.html
Have a great weekend!

Heidi Rose said...

Hahaha Tommy Boy. Classic.