It's cold here. Is it cold there?
Like absolutely getting-old cold. It gets cold in Kansas City and it snows. BUT its not this cold for this long with this much snow that won't melt because its so. freaking. cold.
I do not look like these women when I'm in the snow.
1. my snow is downtown snow- its the color of that brown dress. i cant remember white snow. remember when you were little and you'd lick the fluffy, fresh white snow? if you do that with my snow you'll get herpes.
2. i don't have any horses.
3. im not a model.
Luckily, its supposed to snow tonight/tomorrow. With an 'Arctic blast' coming tomorrow evening with 'blizzard conditions'..
So... that should be lovely. You know who doesn't put up with weather like this? Lady Gaga. That's who.
Images by Harpers Bazaar Sept 05 via Dustjacket Attic