you're sure that's the top?

I've only seen a few episodes of the show Top Design but I can't stand it. I like it about as much as Trading Spaces (which is not at all.) These shows are the reason that when I say I'm an interior designer people assume I hang glitter curtains and sponge paint walls for a living.

I sound really bitter, I'm sorry.

On a positive note, anytime I have seen that show there's one judge who constantly has like crazy hair and hats and just really random stuff. Don't you think she must have the best time getting ready every morning? I would like to tour her closet. And maybe lay down and take a nap in it and hope I absorb some fashion bravery. Just a little bit.

Judge Kelly's photo from here.