sapling press

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Um. These are hilarious. Kudos Sapling Press.

(which is 'in cahoots' with Dear blank, please blank. Also hilarious)

pretentious ass recipe

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I have to thank miss Emmy-Ray for recommending I check out My Drunk Kitchen. It's the best cooking show to ever be created in all of time. Love the editing, love the humor and love her.
Hilarious.
Favorite line? "Some people are afraid of burning some people's apartments down. I'm not. I'm not afraid of anything."

cat vs human

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My favorite cat chica at Kitty Stampede posted some of these hilarious cartoons the other day and I can't stop giggling. Created by Yasmine at cat versus human - anyone that has a cat will appreciate the random little humor.

now look at your man

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Best commercials ever = best cake ever.

Via by the bye

pirate love

It's funny that pirates were always searching for treasure,

because the real treasure was the memories they had together.

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-from my cousin's facebook status, from her brother's page...basically we have no idea who came up with this awesome revelation.

oh how the times change

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via Audrey Hepburn Complex

jim + dwight

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from The Office

regretsy

So you know how sometimes something is so funny that you'll just sit there by yourself awkwardly laughing really hard out loud?
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Although 'by yourself' could just mean you're alone in the waiting room of your hair salon reading Amy Sedaris's book 'I Like You' and you've never read anything so funny in your life so you're just giggling at a pretty loud decibel and one of the stylists comes over and asks you if you need some water because 'that's quite a cough you have'.
If you've read the book you'll understand.
I digress.
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Last night I discovered Regretsy "Handmade? It looks like you made it with your feet." This chica basically finds the most random crap ever on etsy (loooove etsy) and posts it with a little response that is just as funny as the product itself.
Examples include 'Man falling from burning building' wood toy, a necklace made of moose poop, a commemorative Michael Jackson tshirt for your Brat doll, some disturbing 'mature' things and real pigeon feet.
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People are selling this on etsy. And they are serious.

i have a terrible sense of humor

terribly awesome. haha.

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Ok, so someone sent this to me a few years ago and I still laugh so hard I cry every time I read through them. Basically this hilarious chica found Weight Watchers recipe cards from 1974 in her parent's basement.

So she posted them - along with the funniest captions about these completely frightening dishes. It says that she made these into a book which I need to track down asap.

Please, please go check out the rest of the gallery here.

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