In the competition for ugliest shoe in the world, there is a new kid in town. In my book, it's been a pretty clear tie up until this point. You have the croc. And you have the ugg.
Now the croc I get if you are a nurse. You are on your feet like 73 hours per day and you get yucky things spilled on your shoes and so that whole hose-them-down thing comes in handy.
And the ugg thing I get because well... I have a pair. BUT I don't wear them out of the house. Except sometimes to Home Depot because they don't judge. My Whooga's are freakishly warm and I'm wearing them right this minute. But that doesn't mean I don't think they are ugly. They are.
But then these crazy round things show up on the scene and the uggs and crocs are all shaking in their ugly heels because who is this? Does the whole 'butt sculpting/shaping whatever' concept really work? Because to wear something this chunky my behind better be Klum-like within about three blocks if my feet look like that.
Alright boys, I wanna see a fair fight.
*Please note I'm just having fun and don't mean to insult any one's shoe taste:)